Sigh... why must I suffer the embarrassment of staying in this horrendous position all the time... -sniff sniff- hmm the guards are coming
-As the guards cautiously approach Adalwulf's cell they prepare the tranquilizers which peer off extendable steel rods-
Guard number 1: Hey! Snuggles! Get yer lazy ass up! It's time for-- he's smacked by guard number 2-- what the! Why'd you do that for?!"
Guard number 2: "I'm sorry Adalwulf, but Henry's wife hasn't put out for him in about 3 weeks, you know how the animosity builds up."
Adalwulf chuckles: "My my that's a good one, but I could've told you that. I can smell his pitiful seed on his leg from his little "bathroom break." Love the animal reference by the way."
Guard number 1: Why you twisted son of a---"
Guard number 2: Enough Henry. Now Adalwulf, there's an orientation you have to attend so we're gonna restrain you now okay?"
Adalwulf: "I see. Come on in then Jack"
Guard number 2: Thank you. Oh by the way, if you're on your best behavior I get a bone from the big guys upstairs. And if I get a bone, you get a bone. Get me?
Adalwulf: Hmm I see. Okay. Cards and... Whiskey?? -he said in an almost pleading tone-
Guard number 2: Of course. I'll even get your favorite 15 year old bottle.
Adalwulf: !! My what a hard bargain to pass up. Well no promises but we'll see. Depends if any other "treats" are up there, I heard we have... females in the prison now... -with a glare in his eyes that always made Jack feel uncomfortable-
Guard number 2: That's for us to know. Here's a new toy for you - as Jack pulls out a thick blindfold from his gear bag-
Adalwulf: What? No dinner and a movie? How rude, but if you're that eager to...
Guard number 2: Oh HA-HA. It's a new restraint. Even I must tell you, DON'T LET IT ACTIVATE.
Adalwulf: Fine. Let's Get this over with. And don't forget our "arrangement" Jackie boy
Guard number 2: ONLY IF you behave.
And with that they blindfold Adalwulf, securing the goggle-like blindfold, make double sure his jacket is on nice and tight, and bring in Adalwulf's cursed portable prison which places him in that hideous position.