The national Anthem


There is no more powerful emotion than love of country, so of course all
men are going to cry when they hear the national anthem. Also, make
sure this is the only time you're crying because the kids from Glee are
singing.

We all know that chopping onions will make you cry. But feel free to use
this as a loophole to cry about any onion-related pain from your
childhood. For example, when I was little I used to chop onions for my
dad and he would always yell at me because the onions were never chopped
good enough.

When Batman was just a kid, his parents were gunned down in front of
him. That's sad enough to make any man cry. But I would almost argue
that the worst part is thinking about what Batman's childhood looked
like after that. He couldn't even enjoy a simple game of Mario Kart
without that little nagging voice in the back of his head saying "How
does this avenge your parents, Bruce?"

This really only happens to Bruce Willis when he's in "Die Hard," but if
you find yourself on your fourth barefoot trip through broken glass
then yeah, tears are on their way. See if you can find a quiet corner.

You're thinking about it right now, aren't you? Why were you so mean to
that girl/ cold to that friend/ bad at chopping that onion? Ultimately,
there's nothing to be done about it now, so just cry it out and move on
already!

Ending of Metal Gear solid 4



It's not that Metal Gear Solid 4 ends on a powerful, emotional note that
perfectly sums up an amazing decade-long story. It's that there's a
scene after the credits where they do some very not nice things to some
very cute dogs.

Beauty of the Written world



Yes, poetry can be deeply moving. But noting post-19th century. I mean, unless you're a CHILD.

Majestic Sunsets



We all know that majestic sunsets will make you cry. But feel free to
use this as a loophole to cry about any sunset-related pain from your
childhood. For example, when I was little I used to watch sunsets with
my dad and he would always yell at me because the sunsets were never
good enough.