Me : I..... yes... Wait.....You Of course! Love! I am not dreaming am i ?
Emily: You probably are, Fluffy. I suppose you just have to figure it out, yeah?
Me: Before we move onto the figuring out stuff . If this is a dream , then can i have your number .... ?
Emily: -straight faced- I in dreams one cannot 'create' faces. They also cannot create 'real numbers'. But you couldddddd whimper and beg and maybe when you wake up my real self will take pity on you and supply you with a number, yeah?
Me: This is going to be a weird relationship isn't it ?
Emily: You knew what you signed up for.