"Like hello everybody! This is Sana Samanizowa reporting for the 2100 News Channel! Like, totally! It's that time of year again! Hurricanes, Fires, Explosions and Large Spread harems...School has clearly been opened at Koukou no Shourai. These kids will soon be the leaders of tomorrow...but with the way studies are going lately...there might not be a tomorrow. If there is a tomorrow, it could be a tomorrow engulfed in flames...BUT A TOMORROW NONETHELESS! I'm personally very excited to keep an eye on this school. We will tune in with all of you concerned parents later. This is 2100 News, and I'm Sana Samanizowa. See you here with the story live."

"Sana Samanizowa here with the 2100 News! Today I have like, some news that isn't so good...
Yesterday, there were no phone calls to the fire station, Tenshi Hospital, or anything in the weather department! That is like so SAD! Nothing bad happened! It makes me want to cry...WELL! For some good news, our students have a chance to redeem themselves! Today the two charming Spar Teachers, KosMos and Nebuleuse (Ahh~ So sexy! >////<) will be causing some devastation! Stay tuned to hear more about this soon-to-be exciting day! Samanizowa Sana here, updating you with everything you want to know. This is 2100 News; live. "

"Hello everyone! This is Sana Samanizowa of 2100 news filming live at Shitsuren Beach!
I heard from a seed planted in Koukou no Shourai that the school day was a very interesting one...
It seems that 2 students were normally productive while two others caused A LOT of un-necessary trouble. We even got photos of one of the students having a panic attack! It brings me joy to hear things are going in the right direction now!

But as you can see, we're filming on the beach. As everyone should know, today is Shitsuren's night festival of the Heart Broken, where tonight, there will be a meteor shower beyond the horizon as it does every 50 years!
The legend of princess Kokoro's tears raining down on her burial spot in the middle of the sea always seems to lure in foreign travelers. They say a wish made on this night is a very powerful one...
The Kowai Cafe' will be supplying many night time treats as well as other businesses here for advertisement.
It really is a lovely sight to see...

And most of us won't live to see it a 2nd time so we should take advantage of it.
This is Samanizowa Sana here at Shitsuren Beach with 2100 News.
We'll be sure to fill you in with everything interesting and undeniably inappropriate."

"Sana Samanizowa here!! MISS ME?!! I KNOW YOU DID! Well I'm back!
With some grrrreat news! It seems like someone was spotted on top of the
cities water tower...strangely enough...he seemed like he was up to something horrible!
And he was! Rushing down from above the cities highest point is enough water to fill Ashita Lake!!
30 times!! This is very bad news considering most of the things in our city are electric!
The main power house lies at the very end of our cities borders! Who can stop all this water?!
If anyone! I hope no one can! I'm curious about what would happen without electricity for decades!
Shourai Mall is the median point right now where the water will soon be passing if anyone wants to know where they should go if they want to try and help, haha! Try all you want! Where could you hold all this water?
This is 2100 news with your favorite news woman.
Sana Samanizowa here! And waiting for impact! LIVE!"

"Knock-Knock!
Who's there?!
Sana!
Sana who?!
Are you kidding me?!
Sana Samanizowa of 2100 News! That's who!
It's been forever!

It seems like all of the action was kept hidden, but if you know our news channel, we always find the things people want to keep on the DL.
Then we show it to everyone in the nation!
Hey...we all have to make a living somehow right?


ANYWHO!
Here's the news!
There was a huge mail out to students of Koukou no Shourai.
A competition against a mysterious challenger.

I sorta have a feeling he's not that much of a mystery though folks.
Of course it was a challenge made by the unidentified being who is continuously threatening
our city!

There was a huge accident actually...
The water tower was completely removed while under construction, and
now we can see there is a Colosseum-like monument built in place of it!

It would have took years, if not decades to build such a place!
Who has THAT much time?!

Well that's the scoop so far!
We want to get in for the fights, but when we tried to step foot on the property,
we were propelled off of it.
It seems there must be some sort of barrier for only the students who have been
challenged with these letters...

If we find a way, (Which we most likely will)
2100 News and Sana Samanizowa will keep you filled in!"